Some of the biggest lies ever told:

The check is in the mail.

You get this one; I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.

I never watch television except for PBS.

But we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

I'll call you later.

I've never done anything like this before.

Sorry, we can't come to the phone right now.