Sermon Illustrations
How to Know When You Are Getting Old
Author and pastor Greg Laurie offers the following advice about determining whether or not you are growing old:
You know you're getting old when you actually look forward to a dull evening at home.
You know you're getting old when your mind makes commitments your body cannot keep.
You know you're getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
You know you're getting old when you sink your teeth into a big, juicy steakand they stay there.
You know you're getting old when you dim the lights for economic reasons, not romantic ones.
You know you're getting old when you've owned clothes for so long they've come back into style twice.
You know you're getting old when you sing along to elevator music.
You know you're getting old when you quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks in the room.