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Couple Agrees "Change Don't Come Easily"

Husband: Change don't come easily.

Wife: Doesn't.

Husband: Doesn't what?

Wife: Come easily. Change doesn't come easily.

Husband: So you are agreeing with me.

Wife: Yes, but

Husband: Then why didn't you just say, "I agree"?

Wife: But I

Husband: We're always arguing.

Wife: I'm not arguing.

Husband: Yes, you are.

Wife: No, I'm not.

Husband: Then what is it we're doing?

Wife: Honestly, I have no idea.

Husband: Well whatever it is, I'm sick of it, and it needs to change!

Wife: To quote a wise man, "Change don't come easily."

Husband: Exactly!

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