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Humor: Church Planting Woes

You Know You're in Church Planting When ...

A baby sneezes in the nursery, and the mother leaves the service to check his health.

You discover you've preached three sermons in the past month on "Commitment and Faithfulness through Church Attendance."

Your spouse is ill--and attendance dips 20 percent.

Your hymnals (copyright 1895), your pulpit (ninth-grade shop quality), your (dented) communion ...

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