My four-year-old granddaughter, Amanda, went to the doctor's office with a fever. The doctor looked in her ears and said, "Who's in there? Donald Duck?"

She said, "No." He looked in her nose and said, "Who's in there? Mickey Mouse?"

Again she said, "No." He put his stethoscope on her heart and said, "Who's in there? Barney?"

Amanda replied, "No, Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underwear."