Sermon Illustrations
Married Couple Has First Fight
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister in hysterics. "Pastor," she cried, "John and I had our first fight together! It was awful. What am I going to do?"
"Calm down, Joanna," her pastor answered, leaning back in his chair and shaking his head. "This isn't nearly as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight. It's natural."
"I know, I know," Joanna said impatiently. "But what am I going to do with the body?"