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| Seven-Year-Old Steals Parents' Car to Avoid Church | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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Despite the best efforts of pastors and Christian educators, many children in America still don't enjoy going to church. These kids usually reveal their discomfort through one of a few predictable habits. Some fidget in their seats; others doodle or draw; still others try to sneak in a comic book or portable video game.
But a 7-year-old boy in Plain City, Utah, recently broke the mold and attempted ...
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| Shaq Rejected at White House Gate | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Acceptance, Afterlife, Heaven, Judgment, Judgment Day, Presumption, Rejection, Salvation |
| Filters: | Famous People, Humor, Sports, Stories |
| References: | Matthew 25:1-13 , Luke 13:23-28 , Revelation 20:11-15 |
| Tone: | Neutral/Mixed |
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Some doors, like the front gate of the White House, are tough to walk through. The White House has one phalanx of security after another, and you simply don't get in unless you are wanted, unless you have clearance, unless you have an appointment.
Some people do get into the White House based on who they are. Some get in based on who they know.
On Sunday July 26, 2009, one of the biggest and most famous ...
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| Little Boy Just Wants to Go Home | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Calling, Challenges, Children, Christian life, Circumstances and faith, Complaining, Difficulties, Discipleship, Education, Endurance, Faith, Hardship, Life, Lifestyle, Pain, Perseverance, Quitting, Sacrifice, Self-denial, Self-sacrifice, Testing, Tests, Trials, Troubles, Valleys, Vocation, Wholehearted devotion, Work |
| Filters: | Free, Humor, Stories, Youth & Children |
| References: | Matthew 10:37-39 , Matthew 16:21-28 , Mark 8:31-9:1 , Luke 9:22-27 , Luke 14:25-35 , Galatians 6:9 , Hebrews 12:1-13 |
| Tone: | Neutral/Mixed |
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My friend Linda, who teaches first grade, told me about an interaction she had with one of her students on the first day of school. Accustomed to going home at noon in kindergarten, Ryan was getting his things ready to leave for home when he was actually supposed to be heading to lunch with the rest of the class. Linda asked him what he was doing. "I'm going home," he replied. Linda tried to explain ...
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| "Kung Fu Panda": A Difficult Sanctification | Printer view Average User Rating: Not yet rated
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| Topics: | Adoption, Spiritual, Discipleship, Growth, Human limitations, Imputation of Righteousness, Justification, New life, New man, Potential, Purpose, Running from God, Sanctification, Spiritual formation, Spiritual growth, Spiritual Transformation, Transformation, Weaknesses, Worth |
| Filters: | Humor, Movies & TV |
| References: | John 8:31-32 , Romans 5:9-11 , Romans 8:17 , 1 Corinthians 6:11 , 2 Corinthians 3:4-6 |
| Tone: | Neutral/Mixed |
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Kung Fu Panda is the story of a flabby, out-of-shape panda bear named Po who longs to learn the ancient art of kung fu. Amazingly, Po is selected by the village leaders to become the Dragon Warrior—the greatest kung fu master of all time. But in spite of his new status, Po is still a lumbering oaf. This reality is a source of constant consternation to Master Shifu, who has been charged with ...
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| A Christian's Courage Exalts God | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Boldness, Christian life, Courage, Devil, Evil, Example, Fear, God, God, attributes of, God, infinite, God, power of, God, protection of, God, sovereignty of, Hindrances, Obstacles, Satan, Sovereignty of God, Spiritual warfare, Testimony, Timidity |
| Filters: | Humor, Stories |
| References: | Deuteronomy 3:24 , Job 38:4-7 , Psalm 8:3-4 , Psalm 19:1-6 , Psalm 145:3 , Matthew 4:9 , Matthew 8:28-34 , Mark 5:1-20 , Luke 8:26-39 , Acts 2:42-47 , 1 Corinthians 12:14-27 , 2 Corinthians 10:3-5 , 2 Corinthians 11:14 , Ephesians 6:10-18 , 2 Timothy 1:7 , Hebrews 3:6 , Hebrews 10:25 , James 4:7 , 1 Peter 2:17 , 1 Peter 5:8-9 , Revelation 21:8 |
| Tone: | Neutral/Mixed |
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In a sermon entitled "Courage," pastor and author Mark Buchanan shares a funny story that reminds us how our courage—or lack thereof—can cast God in a positive or negative light to others:
A few years ago at a Willow Creek Summit, Jack Groppel, who works with leaders to hone optimum performance, showed two video clips. The first video was of a group of NFL linebackers. When they showed ...
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| "Kung Fu Panda": Destined for More | Printer view Average User Rating: Not yet rated
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| Topics: | Abundant life, Call, Calling, Career, Destiny, Meaning, Meaning of life, Mission, Motivation, Passion, Purpose, Vision, Vocation, Work |
| Filters: | Humor, Movies & TV |
| References: | 1 Samuel 3:1-14 , Jeremiah 29:11 , Acts 9:1-19 , Ephesians 1:11 , Philippians 2:12-13 |
| Tone: | Neutral/Mixed |
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Kung Fu Panda is a movie about a panda named Po who wants desperately to learn kung fu. But from the beginning of the film we learn that several obstacles come between Po and his dream—not the least of which are the dreams of Po's father, which include Po's taking over the family's restaurant business. Though Kung Fu Panda is primarily a children's movie, this scene addresses an issue adults ...
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| A Health Club's Lesson on Old Testament Law | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Atonement, Christ, Christ, Anointed One, Christ, blood of, Christ, burden bearer, Christ, cross of, Christ, death of, Christ, Messiah, Christ, only Savior, Christ, our righteousness, Christ, substitute for humanity, Depravity, God, grace of, Gospel, Grace, Human condition, Justification, Law, Law & Grace, Legalism, Mercy, New Covenant, Obedience, Old Covenant, Righteousness, Salvation, Self-Righteousness, Sin, Works, Works Righteousness |
| Filters: | Humor, Stories |
| References: | Isaiah 52:13-53:12 , Habakkuk 2:4 , John 3:16 , Acts 13:39 , Romans 3:21-28 , 1 Corinthians 4:7 , 1 Corinthians 15:10 , Galatians 2:16-21 , Galatians 3:10-13 , Galatians 3:24-25 , Galatians 5:1-5 , Ephesians 1:7 , Ephesians 2:8-9 , Ephesians 3:7-8 , 1 Peter 2:24 |
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My first visit to a health club was in the 1970s. Health clubs were new. My friend Frank told me he had a membership and that I could come with him as his guest for a workout.
When I met Frank at the club, we went into a room filled with weight machines. I'd never seen these things before in my life. Frank called it "the circuit." The idea was to spend a few minutes on each machine, exercising all ...
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| Choosing the Easy Route When Battling Temptation | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Appetites, Carnality, Depression, Desire, Devil, Evil, Flesh, Human condition, Idealism, Overcoming, Satan, Spiritual warfare, Strength, Temptation, Temptation, avoiding, Temptation, resisting, Tests, Trials, Weakness, World |
| Filters: | Christian Culture, Humor, Stories, Youth & Children |
| References: | Genesis 3:1 , 2 Samuel 11:1 , Matthew 4:1 , Matthew 26:41 , Luke 4:1 , 1 Corinthians 10:13 , 2 Corinthians 10:3 , 2 Corinthians 11:14 , 1 Timothy 6:9 , Hebrews 12:1 , James 1:13 , 1 Peter 5:8 |
| Tone: | Commend |
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Jack Handey, known for his odd sense of humor frequently expressed in an old Saturday Night Live segment titled "Deep Thoughts," wrote an equally odd book entitled Fuzzy Memories. In it Handey relates the story of a bully who demanded his lunch money every day when he was a child. Because Handey was smaller than the bully, he simply gave the bully his money.
"Then I decided to fight back," Handey ...
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| God Gives Before We Ask | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Calvary, Childrearing, Children, Christ, Christ, cross of, Christ, death of, Christ, love of, Consequences, Crucifixion, Death, Eternal life, Family, Father, Fatherhood, Fatherhood of God, Fathers, Father's Day, God, Fatherhood of, God, love of, God, mercy of, Grace, Guilt, Help from God, Hope, Human condition, Instruction, Instruction of Children, Jesus Christ, Justification, Parenting, Redeemer, Redemption, Righteousness, Salvation, Sin |
| Filters: | Humor, Stories, Youth & Children |
| References: | Psalm 14 , Proverbs 1:8 , Proverbs 4:1 , Proverbs 6:20 , Proverbs 13:1 , Proverbs 15:5 , Proverbs 22:6 , Isaiah 53:6 , Matthew 6:8 , Matthew 26:17-28:20 , Mark 14:12-16:20 , Luke 22:7-24:43 , John 13:1-21:25 , Romans 3 , Romans 5 , Romans 6 , Romans 7 , Romans 8:1-38 , 1 Corinthians 2:7 , Ephesians 6:4 , Colossians 3:20-21 , 2 Timothy 1:9 |
| Tone: | Commend |
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The bank sent me an overdraft notice on the checking account of one of my daughters. I encourage my college-age girls to monitor their accounts. Even so, they sometimes overspend.
What should I do? Send her an angry letter? Admonition might help her later, but it won't satisfy the bank. Phone and tell her to make a deposit? Might as well tell a fish to fly. I know her liquidity. Zero. Transfer the ...
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| Accepting That Death Is Inevitable | Printer view Average User Rating: 
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| Topics: | Death, Death, physical, Mortality, Perspective, Worldliness, Worry |
| Filters: | Humor, Stories |
| References: | Psalm 39:4-5 , Psalm 90:1-12 , Proverbs 3:5 , Ecclesiastes 1:12-18 , Ecclesiastes 3 , Ecclesiastes 9:1-12 , Ecclesiastes 12 , Matthew 10:29-31 , Matthew 11:28 , John 3:3 , John 16:8 , Acts 3:19 , 1 Corinthians 1:9 , 1 Corinthians 1:17-31 , 2 Corinthians 5:17 , James 4:14 , 2 Peter 3:11-12 , 1 John 4:19 , Revelation 22:17 |
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I was on an airplane and the flight attendant started going through the pre-flight spiel, instructing us on what to do "in case of a water landing."
I looked around. We were on a 747 jet. This plane isn't equipped with pontoons. A 747 doesn't "land" on the water. It explodes on impact into pieces the size of my toenail.
The proper way to prepare for an event like this is not to stick your head between ...
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