Why I stopped going to ball games:

1. Whenever I go to a game, they ask for money.

2. The other fans don't care about me.

3. The seats are too hard.

4. Coach never visits me.

5. The referee makes calls I don't agree with.

6. Some of the games go into overtime and make me late for dinner.

7. The band plays songs I don't know.

8. I have other things to do at game time.

9. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.

10. I know more than the coaches do anyway.

11. I can be just as good a fan at the lake.

12. I won't take my kids to a game either. They must choose for themselves which teams to follow.